It tells me I'm "You are 7970.70 miles away from Ebola at Bellevue Hospital Center", which is completely wrong. I'm only 3500 miles from Liberia: http://www.gcmap.com/dist?P=ROB-JNB

I'm in Houston and it's only 250 miles to Dallas and yet,

"You are 706.93 miles away from Ebola at Emory University Hospital! Stay safe!"

That's 100% correct, eight days ago there were zero active cases of Ebola in Dallas. The two active cases since the first one had been shipped out to other cities and they were just on watches for the remaining exposures.