D&B executive's spouse: You've really got to help my little brother. He hasn't had a job since he got fired from McDonald's two years ago.

Executive: What can he do?

Spouse: He's really good at programming. He took a class in it in high school five years ago, and I'm pretty sure he didn't fail. He even has his own web page.

Executive: Hmmmmm. I think we have something he can work on....