To provide some balance to this article. Two weeks ago my wife took our kid to another child’s birthday party. The family had rented a bounce house so they invited neighbors and their kids over to have fun as well. Food was done as a potluck. One neighbor decided to bring a crock of THC infused chili to this kids party and decided not to tell anyone. My wife and about 8 others were dosed without their knowledge when they ate the chili. Luckily none of the kids at the party had any. This did impact us as my wife was breastfeeding our newborn and had to stop for a while in order to prevent any thing from passing to the baby. So, of course this article is satire and no one is maliciously sticking fentanyl in candy. However, people can do strange things for strange reasons. My wife had a large enough helping of chili that she felt the effects into the next day.