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Reminds me of this awesome video - The Hustle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o7qjN3KF8U



The videos on that channel are so good that they're painful to watch, when you realize how closely it matches the life you're living.

This one is my favorite (or "least favorite" depending on how hard it hits on any given day): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYvhC_RdIwQ

I feel like the people doing that channel could write a very effective modern Office Space.


This video is hilarious (like many on that channel). What cracks me up is the little jokes you can miss unless you pause some frames, like

"...but not before I read my blogs" --> "What Ancient Mayans Can Teach You About Living Your Best Life"

"and journal about creativity" --> "sleep retrospective, epiphanies: 0"


The production value is just immaculate. Every frame is so clearly meticulously constructed to portray the emptiest imaginable life. A man going nowhere at maximum speed, really more of an absence than a man. It's so very close to being too painful to be funny, and I've never even believed in the grind. Just pity for a wretched soul.


Probably the most production value they put into a video was their Virtual Coachella one https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=67sfZfreOrU

Which has way fewer views than it deserves, possibly for algorithm reasons because it was given a cease & desist by actual Coachella https://mobile.twitter.com/EFF/status/1373006482397032449


They have so many other good ones - “Microservices”, “Senior Engineer”, “Ballmercon”, “Computertime with Gooch” are still my favourites.


I had the pleasure of working with an old school engineer (worked at Microsoft, a few little start-ups, and I believe IBM, starting in the mid-eighties). After I showed him Senior Engineer, he'd drop quotes constantly. "I've slain...my enemies"

Computertime with Gooch is probably the weirdest and funniest, but I Have Delivered Value has me in stitches every time. Every time my any of my friends runs into an inconvenience, I ask if it's a blocker, and if it will prevent the KPIs of their life from growing quarter over quarter. Though actually, considering our narrator's ennui is preventing Galactus from knowing the end of the universe and thus from getting user info, maybe he should be a little more focused on deliverables


Virtual Coachella is a hilarious take on a dystopian hellscape (not far from our present time). I love it. Like a Black Mirror episode, only condensed so that every single second is brilliant and packed with jokes.


> A man going nowhere at maximum speed, really more of an absence than a man.

Dude, that's a beautiful summary not only of the video but of the entire productivity cult.


It's like Portlandia for software developers.


The most recent one, "Leadership Sync", pops into my head in pretty much every meeting I've had in the last two weeks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RAMRukKqQg


I instead use words like "meet", "create", or other concrete and discrete <verb-action> and try to otherwise avoid the managerial douche buzzwords IRL.

I submit it's unnecessary and pointlessly toolish to use such phrasing and lingo. People who speak that way deserve judgment; it's lazy and the buzzwords are variations on low entropy / meaningless vagaries.



The last minute of him stammering on the zoom call makes me want to hide under the bed.


I watched that multiple times after delivering a big feature I had to crunch on late last year. Of course my reward was a”meets expectations “ modest raise.


it is insane to me that this channel is being discussed today because literally 2 days ago it was recommended to me on youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OnoxKotPQ


It is very much inside jokes for professionals in the tech industry. Very underrated gem


Reminds me a bit of "The Website Is Down": https://www.youtube.com/c/jrwyt-thewebsiteisdown/videos


Alternative front-end version: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=DYvhC_RdIwQ


Oh my god


The one about microservices is incredible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OnoxKotPQ


2 Years later I still have trouble watching this one, hits too close to home for an old job I had.


Reminds me when I had to sort some payments FE-wise which was a very trivial array sort (there was at most 50 payments per page, nothing impactful performance-wise) on a json array which had a timestamp value, but CTO got involved with this triviality for some reason and started blabbering of how business logic had to be on the backend.

I literally had a working feature branch in 10 minutes, but it ended up being a 6 weeks job involving architects, devops, 3 backend engineers to have a microservice implemented in GO (which basically no backender knew) to handle those payments sorting. I'm not kidding.

I didn't got a promotion to staff engineer or architect few months later because CTO was fixated with "micro services experts" which basically consisted of anyone putting Go on their CV and having an AWS certification.

The guys hired were so sweet, they would spend like months repeating in the daily every day they were doing analysis and understanding our architecture, just to produce after 8 weeks a pdf of few pages with their in-depth analysis of Kafka vs RabbitMQ which was basically a summary of their landing pages lol.

I love the information economy.


So... that's me. FCUK. I really need to listen to these "work life balance" types more.


Gold!



The funniest part about this video is how he gets absolutely nothing done professionally except read two emails. Driving around to flash his expensive (leased) car doesn't count.


These kinds of windows into a life explain how some entrepreneur/CEO types can be owner and/or CEO of like three businesses, on the board of a couple others, in some kind of advisory role on a couple startups, and so on, and still always seem to be starting or trying to get a hand in some new thing: it's because they don't really do jack shit.

Meanwhile the peons get an anti-moonlighting clause and absurd claims over any work done in off-hours.


Being an owner (with a title of CEO) means they aren't spending their labour, or time, but merely capital. Therefore, it's correct that they don't get jackshit done.

However, a real CEO, without any capital investment in the company themselves, would get fired if they did that imho. Or at least, if i were the owner, and that's what i observe the CEO i hired to run the company.


Nothing says you're a successful high-impact CEO like having a camera crew following you around all day as you work out twice and eat salad.


Isn't this a satire?


Not intentionally anyway. If it was intentional, it was to grab attention (like include a mistake in a tweet), but it seems serious and on-brand for an influencerpreneur.


I honestly can't tell if this is satire or not.


When I read “24 year old CEO” I think of Hinton:

http://www.smashcompany.com/business/what-happens-when-the-b...


I honestly thought it was satire until the comments showed otherwise. Eat clean… cocktails. Hustle by taking long drives.


And the rest? What is wrong with keeping a schedule, running, resistance training, eating healthy?

Also, long drives are mentioned in the context of "unwind after work" (I see nothing obviously wrong with it).

Alcohol is bad, avoid it if you can but no social life may be worse.


None of that is inherently bad. He talks a lot of working hard to maintain multiple brands/companies while everything shown is pure vanity, which is why I thought it was satire.

I don’t know anything about what he does but in reality people don’t have time to work out twice a day, take long relaxing drives, meet their friends, eat healthy and do 5x the work of an average CEO.


Finally, an innovation in dating site profiles!


That was my first thought as well. Is this a dating profile?


kept waiting for the punchline that never dropped.


Wow. This is literally poison for the mind and soul.


The real Patrick Batemen folks


Ouch


This is my all time favorite video to show people

> “Check robinhood. All red, just as I expected.”


Or, from 2007, The Richter Scales - "Here Comes Another Bubble": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6IQ_FOCE6I

"build yourself a rocket ship / blast off on an ego trip" – lmao


This was a trip haha


“Read Marcus Aurelius - meditations. didn’t understand shit”

LOL


After listening to "Tools of Titans" by Tim Ferris, this video accurately captures all the things it implies a hustler ought to do in a day. Except the actual advice is probably to do 2-3x more affirmations and crunches and smoothies and upside down hangs and meditation and so on.


I stumbled upon these guys in NYC! They’ve got the most relatable videos.


Alternative front-end version: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=_o7qjN3KF8U


Great, now I will never be able to read Marcus Aurelius again without associating it with this satire.


Lonely dudes on the internet ruined stoicism for everyone


Fan of Ryan Holiday ? ;-) I’m always wondering : is this guy just a marketing scam or does he worth listening to ?


Well that was uncomfortable...


Thank you for this.




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