When I read the title, I was expecting it to be a tongue-in-cheek futurist refer...

stuntkite · on May 6, 2018

I read it as "woman's brain simulator". I thought this was some crass misogynist onion article.

Either "a simulator of a woman's mind stopped working after lightning struck and blah blah shoes or something."

Or a "woman who had a simulator for a brain was struck by lightning and now something something shoes something."

The title really should be changed to implant. Even without misreading the word the title isn't great.