When I read the title, I was expecting it to be a tongue-in-cheek futurist reference to a television.

I read it as "woman's brain simulator". I thought this was some crass misogynist onion article.

Either "a simulator of a woman's mind stopped working after lightning struck and blah blah shoes or something."

Or a "woman who had a simulator for a brain was struck by lightning and now something something shoes something."

The title really should be changed to implant. Even without misreading the word the title isn't great.

Same here. My fault for reading too quickly, but I was seriously intrigued.