Solution: Just make sure your fork has better SEO than the root! Work hard at promoting your fork, have blogs link to you as the best thing since sliced bread, etc. After all, since SEO is all about grassroots efforts, it's not at all like you're kowtowing to a central entity's policies and trying to work around their ridiculous restrictions. Because that would be counter to the distributed nature of Git and FOSS in general, right?

Oh, wait.

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