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The World Record for the Shortest Math Article: 2 Words (openculture.com)
115 points by tintinnabula on April 21, 2015 | hide | past | favorite | 37 comments



The paper doesn't make any sense without the title:

"Can n^2 + 1 unit equilateral triangles cover an equilateral triangle of side >n, say n+\epsilon?"


Ah, this is like cheating on a compression test by encoding information in the filename.



This is a fascinating story about a smug smarty pants being outsmarted!


Or splitting it into several files


Great reference!


Also why didn't the article include both of the figures? It can all be found here for those interested; http://www.wfnmc.org/mc20101.pdf


Too long.


Yet the title is not the authors'. Soifer [explains](http://www.wfnmc.org/mc20101.pdf):

>John Conway and I accepted the “filler”, and in the January 2005 issue our paper [12] was published. The Monthly, however, invented the title without any consultation with the authors, and added our title to the body of the article! (p. 31, my emphasis)


The above is the authors’ title. The editors invented a new title, and moved the authors’ title into the body of the article.


Of course. "Our" title. Thanks, I stand corrected.


Yeah, leaving that out of the article makes the whole thing meaningless and pretentious. Frankly I'm surprised at the restraint shown by the editors.


Ha, so the paper is breaking the "Betteridge's law of headlines" :)


Can someone explain Figure 2 from this paper? (If you didn't catch the link, it's inlined at http://www.wfnmc.org/mc20101.pdf .)

Figure 1 makes sense to me: it's (n-1)² unit equilateral triangles, plus a row at the bottom with (2n-1) + 2 equilateral triangles that causes coverage of a slightly larger triangle. (I assume the question posed is "for at least some tiny but nonzero ε".)

I don't know how to start interpreting figure 2. Where are the n²+2 triangles (or are they supposed to be there?)? What's the big empty space? Why 1 - ε, not 1 + ε?


I think the idea is that the lower n-1 rows each have height (n-1)ε (by spreading them out horizontally), and at the top there's a big triangle with side length 1+(n-1)ε


I still don't understand, what do you mean about lower rows having height (n-1)ε (by spreading them out horizontally)?


Definitely not surprised that the author is John Conway (and his coauthor). I took his course on Linear Algebra back in the day -- the man is a veritable real life troll (in a good way)


That's typical for mathematicians - even more so with extroverted ones. They approach rules as a game one can use at will as long as the rules remain true. Thus, playing pranks with rules can become enjoyable. Coincidentally, surprise is the quintessence of humour, some say.

The original meaning of the word "hacker" is related to this thinking. However, the focus is different. The hackers tend to achieve their goal in whatever "hacky" way possible while mathematicians see the rules itself as the game.




We should send those into space, so aliens can use them without having to learn our language first.


Maybe it should be 2002 words, if a picture is worth 1000 words.


Reminds me of the record for the shortest movie review. The movie in question is called "Isn't it Romantic?" which Leonard Maltin succinctly answered with "No".

Unfortunately no better online source than Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isn%27t_It_Romantic%3F_%28film%...


Now I can casually drop in conversation the fact that I have read 2 math articles this month.


Darn. I came here just to say that. Oh well, you beat me this time


I don't think this article should be considered a record-holder. It's effectively 1002 words long.


I was going to say the same thing. :)

Drawings and explanations go hand in hand.


I suppose the title of this submission is correct, but I would like to note that it's not "a new world record in the number of words in a paper". I believe that honour goes to:

Fiengo, Robert, and Howard Lasnik. 1972. “On Nonrecoverable Deletion in Syntax.” Linguistic Inquiry 3 (4): 528.

You can read the entire paper here: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmLQjz0CMAA-l28.jpg:large


A similar result, which appears to have been reached independently and roughly contemporaneously:

Dennis Upper. 1974. The unsuccessful self-treatment of a case of "writer's block". Journal of Applied Behavior Analysis 7 (3): 497.

(Unfortunately it's paywalled: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1901/jaba.1974.7-497a/...)


tl;dr?


Here's my entry: "It's hard."


I don't know about math journals, but you could try getting that published as the world's shortest article in Playboy.


Needs motivation.


Hmm, I think I would make mine referential. "Baby shoes"

Let 2 words imply 6.


Impressive. I will long remember your post.

[Background for those not getting it: what's touted as the world's shortest story is "For sale: baby shoes. Never worn." attributed to Ernest Hemingway. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_sale:_baby_shoes,_never_wor... Makes me tear up just recounting it.]


For Americans?


Do you think brazilians, argentinians, ..., mexicans are cognitively underqualified?




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