That's a bit like saying, "My daily driver is a Mercedes Benz SL55 AMG, so I can't drive a Hyundai Elantra, not even for a block or two." Or like saying, "Oh, I normally wear Air Jordans, so I can't walk with flip-flops."
Moreover, if you're that useless without your dual monitors and a full-size keyboard, would a whiteboard-based interview be any better?
Moreover, if you're that useless without your dual monitors and a full-size keyboard, would a whiteboard-based interview be any better?