Here are mine:
- Just about anything out of the mouth of Paul Buchheit. I'm convinced he's actually Bob Newhart. If I had to pick only one quote: "If I work for a long time without releasing, I get bored and I go home and watch 'Dukes of Hazzard'."
- Lots of little gems from Jason Fried: "Planning is guessing", "Funding is like crack", etc.
- Chris Anderson: "I recommend not having crappy products, even free ones."
- Evan Williams: "Trust your instincts - except when they're wrong."
- Scoble asks Mark Zuckerberg: "What management skills are you learning?" Zuckerberg: "...management skills?"
- Tony Hsieh: "We don't think about work/life balance; we think about all of it as life."
It was a fantastic experience. Thanks to YC, UC Berkeley, and everyone else who hosted.
He actually interrupted Tony Hsieh in mid-sentence in the middle of his talk, and with an obviously stupid question that Tony shot down without really missing a beat: "What specifically do you ask people in interviews to see if they're egotistical?"
A few minutes into Zuckerberg's talk he started raising his hand, and then spent the remainder bouncing up and down in his chair. From all that buildup I expected him to ask a confrontational drama-queen non-question about Friendfeed, but instead he nervously asked a nonsense question about how he's managing his employees as he wanders their offices. It seemed to me that it was some veiled drama, or something only a company-tour addict would give a shit about.
In one of the later talks someone thankfully took the microphone back from him before he could try to ask another question after the final one (he was standing and approaching the stage!)
At first I was thinking that he should be actively disinvited from future events, but I had a long productive conversation with him afterwards (though not about his recent asshattery, his face is pink enough as it is). I've come to the conclusion that his presence is useful, but that he should never be allowed to ask questions — the best that could happen is irrelevant softball non-questions that waste everyone's time.