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hultner on Jan 28, 2015 | parent | context | favorite | on: What real life good habits has programming given y...

–Honey could you check if we've got any milk and go to the store to buy some?

Programmer logic mind interpret

  if(fridge.contains(Consumable.milk) &&
     legs.walkTo(location.getMarketNearest(this.location))
  {
      store.buy(Consumable.Milk);
  }

Well since we didn't have any milk I'll just go back to idling.

FreezerburnV on Jan 28, 2015 [–]

I was about to point out the "bug" in your "code", but then I reread the sentence. And now I need to use this as a joke with my wife. I'll probably get punched jokingly for this one, as with all my bad jokes :P

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