I have had this brilliant idea of a start-up. A website that has one big button saying start-up, and it costs $1 to press, and voila you have your own start-up. So...who's in?
Nonono that's not how it works. First you register a hip-sounding .io domain name, fill it with some random blurbs of cool text in a Bootstrap layout, and post it on HN as 'Foobar.io; X + Y for Z', where X/Y/Z are random keywords taken from a list (x and y being other cool successful (former) startups).
Then you pivot half a dozen times whilst getting investor money, which you whisk away to your private accounts in tax havens, then after 1-3 years you get acqui-hired by Google, Facebook, or Twitter.
That sounds familiar, except for the private accounts part. Has it ever really happened that an investor-funded startup was embezzling money in private accounts? I've never heard of that happening, it would be a major scandal if it had, wouldn't it?
Take any service or product needed, from office space to hosting to headhunter. Have a middle-man provide that service, and provide a kick-back / incentive / referrer fee to the person choosing the service or product needed.
Again, it is illegal, possibly fraud possibly other, and certainly not unique to startups. Things like competitive bidding attempt to mitigate this risk, as do knowledgeable advisors to investors. And many other methods.
If somewhat foolish as one's personal reputation could be dashed in an instant, a VC/PE firm managing other people's money may not like having their own gullibility publicized in equal measure, leading to an under-the-carpet affair, or something else.
