I figure anyone who is reading right now is in Asia (too early for Europe, too late for USA).

You're wrong. I'm in the USA, and I just tried to read it.

(and the link doesn't work for me either)

There have to be so many "night owls" on this site, I can't imagine why you would think it would be too late in the US to try at this hour.

It would be too late in the US for most of the user base to be from the US; the users posting begin shifting to Asia and in a few hours to Europe. Fascinating to watch how the comments change accordingly.

Never underestimate the insomnia of hackers.