Also illegal.
You might as well have just said, "I was thinking of committing light larceny, nothing malicious, and this article makes me want to do it again."
It isn't, though.
But illegal? Not unless I'm actually stealing data, making a profit, or accessing areas I shouldn't be.
You surely don't believe folks are granted access to all those computers, right?
Also illegal.
You might as well have just said, "I was thinking of committing light larceny, nothing malicious, and this article makes me want to do it again."