Because the author's point wasn't to give a monad tutorial or a monad analogy. The point was to illustrate a programming style. That style happens to be one use of a monad, but that wasn't the point.
There are a whole bunch of us who are more pragmatic than theoretical. We care more about "that approach can simplify my code" than we care about "that's another instance of a monad".
There are a whole bunch of us who are more pragmatic than theoretical. We care more about "that approach can simplify my code" than we care about "that's another instance of a monad".