So have hubot second guess any changes to production unless you specifically told it you were messing with prod beforehand. Have it wait a few seconds before doing something important and listen for sounds of regret.

>hubot restart all on prod

hubot: > say "Hubot isn't responsible for hosing production because I actually meant staging"

>Hubot isn't responsible for hosing production because I actually meant staging

hubot: okay, don't say I didn't warn you.

>oh shit i meant stag fuckfuckfuckfuck

hubot: I hadn't started yet, but I'm doing it anyway just to teach you a lesson.

Why in the name of all that is holy do you have Hubot getting access to your production boxen?

Why does that seem like a good idea, ever?