Reply in haiku. See one you like? Upvote it! Gather points to win!
There was an old man From Peru, whose lim'ricks all Look'd like haiku. He Said with a laugh, "I Cut them in half, the pay is Much better for two."
not the original source
but "oh well", i say
post for the Haiku OS
but am now saddened.
A confusing thing: Many seem to say "Oh Ess" Whereas I say "Oss"
Those that say "Oh Ess" are using something I call correct English (hah)
Oh Haiku OS! Thou art minimal and grand! Unlike this poem.
In Haiku OS, Do the docs look like these posts? Or are they normal?
They are like normal, but with a slight twist: they have more metadata!
Thanks for the info. More metadata sounds nice. I'll go check it out.
BeOS was an Operating System, 'twas never meant to Be.
Not a place for your haikus.
GTFO NAO.
This is Hacker News. A place for haikus, but not lame internet memes.
Haikus need _kigo_ - OP is not a haiku. But neither is this.
This is; summer rain!
Never mind the Ashes,
A season
This is bullshit man. I refuse to write haikus. And you can't make me.
"Cherry blossoms fall" Is a sneaky haiku trick Cherry blossoms fall.
if no-one hears the
cherry blossoms fall.
Four then Five then Five A proper haiku makes not Try Five Seven Five
Hacker News geyser: Insight and inspiration Bubble from the depths.
nascent RSI 100 emacs buffers yet love at first hack
Dr. John Sarno says it's a tension-induced ill must say: true for me
Twenty-five years I've used it
Fingers good as new
I'm not getting RSI. My fingers feel great. It just sort of fit in the haiku. Swap caps and ctl. Use emacs. M-x can-i-get-a-hell-yeah
got to do with hacking?
I can't see any point in it.
The point can't be taught. QWAN will always elude you. You code but don't hack.
Hackers push boundaries. Haikus limit sentances, so you have to cram!
Arbitrarily Pushing boundaries is not what Hackers do, at all. Random mutation Is not usually an Improvement. It fails.
Twice five syllables plus seven can't say much but that's haiku for you (-Hofstadter)
A new tradition To replace "Erlang day", we could do this instead
but sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator
I am reluctant to upvote any haikus that employ plagiarism.
Before my mouseclick, This post had forty-two comments. ...I'm sorry.
I come here for Hacker News,
and find poetry.
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these are however
very amusing to read.
Gentlemen, proceed.
Haiku in Java: System.out.println( "My little pony...");
10 PRINT "Hello World!" 20 PRINT "Its a Haiku!" 30 GOTO 10
come be a poet with people around the world one line at a time
Sour grapes glow —
fireflies
That's not a haiku But I still rather like it Are others checking?
It is still haiku 5, 7, 5: Maximums Shorter is okay
Tick tock tick tock hands, you behave like molasses, be more like Usain
Hacker finds success, contentment not guaranteed. Feature, not a bug.
Just to find what it takes
writing a haiku
How to write proper haikus.
Is this one valid?
A use case of hacker news:
Learning poetry.
in unsmiling cages ---
the summer still yearns
for haiku's pale fire
What has the world come to now?
Still, I can't resist.
orange in the eastern sky
like news dot yc
UI a story
Hack... a haiku
Should one write about nature
or technology?
haiku returned to my life
I despise it still
--
I refuse to post
more haikus to this here thread
I feel so dirty.
A site too focused On purpose, becomes mundane Broaden your interests.
Please don't try to post this kind of "story". It has been flagged (this is fun :))
[I think I got it right, never done Haiku before]
What you have written is not Haiku, but rather is inane drivel.
