I've got three more for you:

1) Industry rule number 4,080: record company people are shady.

2) Guns, bitches and bling were never part of the Four Elements, and never will be.

3) Do not let your own industry degenerate into a self-promoting cesspit of inbred attitudes that... well, never mind.

Alert Warren Buffett!

I'd say Geico is an example of a Buffett-owned company that pretty much nails these (except maybe the last one, provocation).