>Or the whole "Well, you shouldn't be doing this in the first place so I'm not going to help you with your actual problem".

I call it the MacRumors Forums/Apple Discussions syndrome:

"Why would you WANT to hold your iPhone this way?"

"What kind of moron would want to keep using their 5-year old Mac?"

"Why are you trying to export this file? Just create a copy by hand, duh."

"No, this can't be done. Terminal? No, don't use it. Here be dragons."