In other news, scientists astounded the world with a new discovery on mars: a small, hexagonal rock with a threaded cylindrical hole.

Slam-dunk proof Mars had intelligent life at some point!

Even more amazing: it just happened to be sitting near the rover. And it wasn't there when the rover drove up to that point.

Proof the martians are just putting evidence right in front of us, while being sneaky at the same time! How clever of them.