Summary: Back in my day, we had to walk up hill both ways, in the snow to have an affair.

Although a short witty and borderline un-HN comment, you managed to make me laugh and save me the time of reading the article. I'm convinced that this is the correct way to do humor on HN :-)

Those old-timers, they never had affair bots.

The medium is the lover

Massage from the Medium

A Happy Ending is so close, yet so far

This could have been really funny. It wasn't.