>> "Most businesses wouldn't bother having a cafeteria if only Excel could cook meals."
This part is tongue in cheek, but true. There are businesses out there, where excel is used for everything, including many things it should never be used for. Seriously powerful app. Seriously (ab)used.
I don't hate Excel, but I hate the "craplications" hare-brained power users create.
Your comment is a bit like saying "Most businesses wouldn't bother having a cafeteria if only Excel could cook meals."
Excel was never designed to replace a database and the fact that it can't isn't some evil plot by MS.