This is actually an old idea, perhaps a hundred years old. It was patented in 1972 (3,647,970 Flanagan) and called the "neurophone", but I recall an article about something like it from the 1920s.
I don't believe this is pedantry. It appears to be a joke since the replacement changes the meaning of the sentence, implying that being electrocuted is a more preferable reason for someone to touch your ear than sending a message.
I noticed that my MacBook does this as well. If I touch the case then touch my ear while it's charging I hear a buzzing sound and feel my fingers tingling where they touch the laptop. I always wondered how the buzzing was transmitted.