I am pretty sure I did say these things. But nevermind. More importantly I don't think I'm guilty of nearly the malice you ascribed to me, and a part of me is wondering where you are based on the off chance we can share a beverage of your choice and you can see I'm not a monster. Is it the thread from last week that has you angry at me?
I didn't even know who you were until your third comment, which sounded eerily familiar. And there are certainly no circumstances under which I would voluntarily associate with someone who displays your pattern of lashing out whenever they don't understand something.
Well, I tried. I would humbly suggest that one person's "lashing out" could be another's simple misunderstanding.
In the meantime I think there is a phrase you used to describe me, something along the lines of "willful misinterpretation"; I believe you may have done the same for me.