Hahaha! That calls for another rum (or maybe a Cuba libre or Mojito). Cigar, anyone? Bottoms up!

I'm afraid not:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jun/24/edward-snowden-b...

36m ago Apparently those poor journalists on the plane to Cuba can't even drown their sorrows ...

Sure, no alcohol on some planes ... but I'm sure they'll get at least one night of debauched journo-drinking before having to fly back to their stations!

They'll get at least 2 nights:

  And worse (or, really, better?): Thanks to travel regulation
  in Cuba, they'll have to stay there three days before they'll
  be allowed to fly back. 

http://gawker.com/snowden-snow-job-leaker-fools-reporters-on...

This is the most hilarious turn of events so far.