What? The original Xbox and the Xbox 360 came in black (not to mention the PS2 and PS3). The One kind of looks like a cross between them, actually.

Yeah, the slims came out in 2010 - the basic xbox 360 has been black and silver ever since.

That's completely unfair. The XL line of 8-bit computers had some decent graphics and sound comparable to and often better than much more expensive 16-bit (or even 8-bit) machines.