You just used the word you're so offended by. Can we all stop pretending that grownups don't use swear words? It seems like there's been a deluge of language concern trolls lately.
i'm always surprised swearing is actually a conversation. who cares? it's so trivial a discussion to have when really it comes down to writing style and voice.
ps: i'm not a grownup and i swear all the fucking time (as is evident in the article we're all commenting on), ha.