Well, first we'd need to find a picture of you that made you look like you were from a culture that is currently hated/feared, then publicise that picture to show you are a member of that group. Find a couple of links to people who have links to Al-Qaeda (shouldn't be too hard, you are on the internet after all, and you won't be around to defend yourself) and publicise them (suitably redacted to make them seem ominous). We'd then wait until you were in a secluded, foreign-sounding location and drop a missile on your head, to prevent terrorism.

Did I miss anything?