You forgot to mention "born in the USA" which excludes at least as many people as any other thing you've listed.
Being alive today is another important factor. 125 billion people have ever lived - it's just sheer luck that one is born today at all.
Hell there were 250 million sperm at conception and by sheer accident each and everyone of us was born - I'm amazed any one of us is even around.
You forgot to mention "born in the USA" which excludes at least as many people as any other thing you've listed.