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Haha haven’t heard of either of those but I do know that when Chuck Norris does pushups he pushes the Earth down


We all do. That’s the only way you can do a pushup.

It would be more impressive to say that when Chuck Norris does pushups, he violates conservation of momentum and the Earth does not move.




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