> ChatGPT5Pro to help me generate a periodic table of cognition

This is AI slop.

The core argument of the article doesn't seem to have much value as it's based around some vague link between two unrelated fields of science (the periodic table and philosophy), but perhaps the more interesting part is the impact AI is having on science.

Good to know that LLMs also struggle with off-by-one errors. Maybe zero indexing will buy us another year or so before they take over all our programming jobs.