I read it, and I must be eating too many potatoes because I have no idea what they are on about.

somewhere, sometime, someone, will perhaps, pull a radish out of there garden, wipe the dirt off and hand it to you, likely demonstrating the next step of eating it....which unlike your first potatoe, you will remember

It's all true. How else would Idahoans be so consistently dimwitted?

As an idahoan, I would take offense, except I'm too dumb to realize I've been insulted.