I'm actually a huge fan of the extreme level of simplification that electric cars have to offer. They literally eliminate the need for thousands of high maintenance moving parts, and replace them with motors that can run hundreds of thousands of miles without service. Regenerative braking reduces brake wear and maintenance dramatically. 4 motor setups eliminate complex differentials and give you extremely high quality awd, traction control, and stability control, without any increase in mechanical complexity. You get better low-end torque output and smoother power curves. The only mechanical features that really remain the same are bearings and suspension components. Complexity still exists, it just has been offloaded to electronic complexity which has become orders of magnitude more reliable and capable in the last 4 decades.

So please, could we just have that? Just because it's easy for you to add internet connectivity doesn't mean I want it. I don't want my car to rat me out to megalomaniac dictators because my car company's psychotic CEO wants a sweetheart trade deal. I don't want my car to create data trails that will allow advertisers to see places that I frequently visit, regardless if that place is an oncologist or my friendly neighborhood dominatrix. I don't want my car to know my retinal data or fingerprints, to be controllable via my phone, or to tell me that my resting heart rate is. Just give me a car, and let me do the rest on my own.