I assume you meant "percolating", but you very nearly spelled "speculating", which, given the crypto, seems more appropriate.

And of course, peculation means misappropriating or embezzling funds. Again, given crypto (and certain notorious crypto exchanges), even more appropriate.

"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind." (E. B. White)

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FWIW, I would not have known 'peculating' was a real word with a meaning if GP hadn't explained.

Never, the French Press is superior in every regard. lol =3

Then tokenise the mined crypto. The tokens can be represented by coffee beans. The beans are now magically valuable!

Digitally enhanced coffee as fungible tokens. “Decaf” for short. What could go wrong?

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