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This joke is a closer analogy to reality with a small addition. After the friend is suitably impressed:

> "Holy shit a talking dog!" says the friend "This is the most incredible thing that I've ever seen in my life".

this happens:

"Yes," says Fred. "As you can see, it's already at PhD level now, constantly improving, and is on track to replace 50% of the economy in twelve months or sooner."

Confused, the friend asks:

> "What's 3+3?"

> "Eight" says the dog.

> "What is this bullshit you're trying to sell me Fred?"



Reality:

> The friend asks: "Alright. Doggy, answer as fast as you can without thinking. What is 387 times 521?"

> "201.627", the dog says, wagging his tail happily.

> "I don't buy it, Fred! This must be bullshit!"

(I did test it and it did give the correct answer. I was expecting a small error for the joke, but hey, works like this too.)




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