>Be rich
>Don't have good personal security because you're nouveau-riche and socially naive
>Boast about the size of your crypto wallet
>Targeted by criminals
>surprised pikachu.jpg
>Be bored
>Don't have a particular stake in anything you're actively(!) doing
>Complain that someone else wrote up something and you don't want to read it
>all the commentariat are going to be pleased you deigned to comment on this, thank you sir, for spending your time sir
>Do it in the middle of a sea of comments remarking on all the novel aspects of this
>brain in microwave.gif
