Anyhow someone else showed they do indeed host old repos, just in a different place. Also, why can't you update? Who the hell made that contract? And is it the client the said you can't update or Canonical? Because the latter seems sus...

I can see that you’re now realizing, I didn’t have a say in the constraints. I also hate said constraints. Hand I was dealt.

Ubuntu is a cancer on the gnu/linux/open source community.