The source for toilet paper is always available. You are free to compile your own. Personally, I prefer the "Charmin" distro. I think their current release is "squeeze".

You don't find the license restrictive?

No, but I do fold the code to allow for tail recursion. It makes deployment less resource intensive. This often prevents overflows.

I'm pretty sure I don't want tail recursive toilet paper. That may just be me.

Poison Ivy/Oak: DOS of the TP world.

Pinecone?

water

Here's the source code for water: "H₂O"

The build requirements and procedures are openly documented on the Internet. GL;HF!

"H₂O" is the compiled version. You don't know where it's been.

Homoepaths even suggest H2O carries infinite memory of stuff that has been dissolved in it. Careful. Trojans.

Everything I had in my mouth is now on my screen. Thanks for a great laugh.