I don't usually make these comments, but between the references to Dr. Dre and Napoleon Dynamite gifs, this article feels like it was written in 2012...
Napoleon Dynamite is one of my favorite movies. Same with Billy Madison and Austin Powers so that's what came to mind, they are classics.
I figured I had to put something in there so i wouldn't bore people to tears as it can get pretty dry pretty quickly talking about register allocation and low-level Linux kernel primitives.
