I heard that musk was personally going to reimbursement everyone who buys the midnight ICO of his new MyTiresWereStolen Coin.

Edit: ah, well looks like someone stole all the money. We'll do another tomorrow.

Headline: Wheels

Story: Tyres

Do the writers know the difference?

Based on the photos, it looks like they took both the wheels and tires.

yep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzIxirKfpjo if thief isnt dense he will remove TPSes making those wheels untraceable.

The tires also have serial numbers

It would be quite hard to take the wheels without the tyres.