Mine:
>Roast
>Spends so much time worrying about privacy that their tin foil hat probably has better specs than their Linux machine
>Claims to hate algorithmic content but probably spent 3 hours carefully curating their YouTube feed
>The type of person who would write a 5000-word essay about why they're leaving Apple's ecosystem instead of just... leaving
The last part is almost too real. Soon, hopefully...
Mine:
>Roast
>Spends so much time worrying about privacy that their tin foil hat probably has better specs than their Linux machine
>Claims to hate algorithmic content but probably spent 3 hours carefully curating their YouTube feed
>The type of person who would write a 5000-word essay about why they're leaving Apple's ecosystem instead of just... leaving
The last part is almost too real. Soon, hopefully...