We all know about piracy buddy, but between having to deal with a Switch emulator and the major pain points of extracting keys to get Tears of the Kingdom to run and putting in a credit card, I'll take the credit card route.

You don't need to extract keys. Other people have already done that. The "pain point" is just positioning a file in a directory.

You talk about piracy, I talk about just having to bring a single device of the devices I own with me and using a paid product on another paid device.