Where yuh bin livin all yore laafe, pilgrim? Under a Boulder in Colorado, mebbe? Dontcha know dat contracts can be gamed, and hev bin fer yeers, if not deecades? Dis here ain't Aahffel, ya know?

Come eat some chili widdus.

Id'll shore put some hair on yore chest, and grey cells in yore coconut.

# sorry, in a punny mood and too many spaghetti western movies