And if you were building "AI" hedge trimmers, why the hell would you think that an LLM was a sensible way to engineer them?

Thinks I need my hedge trimmers to do: trim hedges, avoid trimming things that are not hedges, manoeuvre within strict boundaries.

Things I don't need my hedge trimmers to be able to do: reply to me in iambic pentameter, turn articles into bullet points, pass a FizzBuzz test