> As a person who has no idea what most of the agencies do
"As a person who doesn't know anything about this, here are my ideas" is, er, one approach to things, I suppose (as someone else mentioned, you've just given the FBI a fleet of over 2,000 watercraft, which doesn't seem terribly sensible).
No, no, that would be wasteful. Simply make it a policy that FBI agents travel by boat. This would of course require the building of an extremely extensive national network of canals, but I think you'll agree that it's a small price to pay, and the FEMA people who the FBI would also inherit under this plan should have plenty of expertise in hydraulic engineering.
> DHS can easily be folded into the FBI and cuts made
The reverse might make a tiny, miniscule amount of sense, but that way it is just silly. FBI is a subunit of DOJ with ~35,000 employees; DHS is an organizational peer to DOJ with ~260,000 employees; the active duty uniformed component of the Coast Guard — one unit of DHS — is around ~45,000 people.
The only good thing about the plan is it is still probably better (and less corruptly self-serving for those formulating it) than what DOGE will come up with.
DHS can easily be folded into the FBI and cuts made
TSA is a non-brainer, they don't really provide much security, let airports handle it on a case by case basis
Do they really need a NSA and a CIA?
Space force - just roll it into the air force
Bam - that's probably like 500 billion right there