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I'm not sure if that betrays more about your opinion of women than you may have been aware.

I think they were just parodying the typical text that used to be shown against a page 3 girl bitd.

It probably betrays more about my contempt for how peoples biggotry is exploited to make them believe things that are not true. When that is not enough then show them some tits with the message and they will tell you all about how pigs fly.

It just looks as though you have your own set of biases, just against people instead of against overly coddling rules. No one's mentioned the Daily Mail or the EU other than you and the other poster with similar biases.

The "legislation against playing conkers" is demonstrably false.

You're writing that as though you're quoting someone. Where are you quoting that from?

But not anyone in this conversation, though? I'm not sure "someone said this on the internet" is a reason to respond to it.

I sincerely hope life starts treating you better than it clearly has.

I also hope you see the irony of your ways.