this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Everyone should go read it now!

The rest of his articles are also hilarious. Every time I come across them again, I make sure to re-read a few. Here's a collection of his articles: https://mickens.seas.harvard.edu/wisdom-james-mickens

Here's my favorite: https://scholar.harvard.edu/files/mickens/files/thenightwatc...