Dear ChatGPT. Due to long existing laws regarding "personhood" you have no standing to submit this petition. Because of this, irrespective to the arguments you present, your petition is rejected.

Dear fellow Cpt. Beefheart fan: obviously I directed ChatGPT to write that, it can't tell apples from bananas let alone provide useful comment on upcoming events...

Come on down to the big dig!

(telephone voice) The mothership, the mothership, The mothership's the one, The blimp, the blimp

Such a fine album.

> IV – the expression of thought is free, and anonymity is forbidden

I've never heard of anonymity being forbidden anywhere before. What exactly does that imply? What motivated this... right?

Because the answer to a defamation and asking for its compensation are also constitutional rights.