I thought I once got an email from Hurricane Electric about a Carrier Networking event on the USS Hornet, although I can only find references for a customer appreciation event. [1]

[1] https://forums.he.net/index.php?topic=1777.0

I remember long ago there was a lan party hosted on the hornet.

I hear it comes equipped with the "Started WW3 accidentally" footgun.

But will it only bill me for the minutes I use it?

Oracle will bill me for the whole ocean, I’m sure. The aircraft carrier might stop there.