It does indeed sound a lot like firing. But what if the conversation went like this:
PG: Quit your second job or be fired
Altman: You can't fire me, because I quit
PG: Great, as thanks for going quietly I'll tell everyone you "weren't fired"
It's a firing for all practical purposes, sure. But technically Altman voluntarily resigned.
This is actually somewhat common when firing people - if you ever find yourself in a disciplinary meeting with HR and you know you're about to get fired, you can just resign right then and there, one second before they tell you you're fired, and they'll accept. You sacrifice the right to sue for unfair dismissal, in exchange they'll tell future employers that you left voluntarily and weren't fired.
You also sacrifice unemployment benefits in many cases, which costs businesses time to administer and risks fines and higher insurance rates. So, a lot of businesses will pressure you to quit instead of being fired, since it's easier for them.
> They can and will tell future employers that you suck and aren’t eligible for rehire though.
I believe that's increasingly uncommon, I believe due to legal risk. I think it's usually the case that HR will only verify the bare objective facts of employment: dates of service, title, salary, etc.
I also know of at least one company where policy states everyone who leaves involuntarily is not eligible for rehire, and that includes people who were laid off due to downsizing/site closures/etc. So "not eligible for rehire" my not indicate any performance or behavioral issues.
PG: Quit your second job or be fired
Altman: You can't fire me, because I quit
PG: Great, as thanks for going quietly I'll tell everyone you "weren't fired"
It's a firing for all practical purposes, sure. But technically Altman voluntarily resigned.
This is actually somewhat common when firing people - if you ever find yourself in a disciplinary meeting with HR and you know you're about to get fired, you can just resign right then and there, one second before they tell you you're fired, and they'll accept. You sacrifice the right to sue for unfair dismissal, in exchange they'll tell future employers that you left voluntarily and weren't fired.